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Joke of the Day

"After working long and hard for my PhD people finally recognize me.. As the neighborhood pizza Hut delivery guy now."

"What do you call 4 Mexicans in a boat with a terrible leak? Cuatro sinko"

"Why was the skunk arrested for counterfeiting? Because he gave out bad scents (cents)."

"Pizza Hut ad: ""Do you want the same old same old, or do you want the original?"" Think about these words."

"I had sex in a hall of mirrors. I was fucking beside myself."

"How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm? Look for the fresh prints"

"regrets? [thinks back to the time i drunkenly watched Spy Kids 3-D & it forever ruined my netflix recommendations] yeah i've got regrets"

"Who else does this? 1. wets toothbrush 2. puts toothpaste on toothbrush 3. wets toothbrush again 4. does backflip on to huge pile of money"

"A Hispanic photon walks into a bar No mas"

"How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead"