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Joke of the Day

"Pizza Hut ad: ""Do you want the same old same old, or do you want the original?"" Think about these words."

"what did mick jagger say when he caught hugh hefner and dennis weaver in the bedroom together? hey, hugh, get off of mccloud."

"There is always that one person you want to punch for no reason every-time you see them."

"A good woman is like home WiFi: Full of knowledge. Always there for you. Used by your roommate WHEN YOU'RE NOT THERE THAT'S RIGHT AMY I KNOW"

"Today at my school, someone dressed up as the Reaper for Orange Ribbon week He was looking pretty Grim"

"My doctor wrote me a prescription for dailysex But my girlfriend insists it says dyslexia."

"And like the migratory pattern of the white-crowned sparrow, the last roll of toilet paper makes its journey from bathroom to bathroom."

"Why doesn't anyone like jelly donuts? They have fillings too..."

"Which element of the Periodic Table is the poorest? Antimony. ^I'm ^so ^sorry..."

"Yeah? Well the Bible also tells us that abstinence isn't 100% effective, Mary."