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Joke of the Day

"A Hispanic photon walks into a bar No mas"

"Why was the sapling such a horrible entrepreneur? Because he couldn't branch out."

"""Why does the Mexican Olympic Team suck?"" ""Because anyone who can run, jump or swim is already here, raping and killing Americans"" -Donald Trump"

"What did the urologist say to his physician before he hired him? URINE. I'll let myself out."

"Life is lot like a Pe*nis! Simple, soft, Straight, hanging Freely then a woman make it hard......"

"[2 cavemen] Look what me discover! This game changer! *grabs it* ""This hot! Burn fingers. What you call it?"" *takes back mixtape* FIRE!"

"Thanks to a hangover, I was the douche wearing sunglasses inside the airport today."

"Only one more sleep to go before I lose my job as a night security guard."

"The person who came up with the word ""lisp"" wath a real athhole"

"What do they say about the blind prostitute? You really gotta hand it to her."