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Joke of the Day
"How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead"
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"A black guy called me a disgrace in front of his girlfriend, but then I realized he was introducing me to his girlfriend Grace."
"What's white and ten inches long? Nothing."
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"It might take a village to raise a child... but it only takes a viking to raze a village."
"Why did the cz-75 get the girl pregnant? It took too long to pull out."
"She wears short skirts, I wear t-shirts, we are both very unprepared for this cold weather"
"Did you hear about the math teacher who forgot his lunch money? He buynomeal"