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Joke of the Day

"How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm? Look for the fresh prints"

"Why is it awful to be an egg? You only get laid once, it takes three minutes to get hard, and you come in a box with eleven others."

"I had a race with an Asian today... It was a Thai"

"Another Halloween joke. A skeleton walks into a bar... He orders a beer, and a mop."

"Does anyone know a cure for excessive ear wax. If you do, please give me a shout."

"If a Rastaman ever wants to tell you a story... Don't bother, they just Babylon."

"I have a great motto for a sperm bank. You spank it, we bank it."

"What concert is worth 45 cents? 50 cent with Nickelback"

"Lol , Toilet (potty) Humour, funny A : Have you heard of the movie ""Constipation"" ? B: No -- A: Obviously because it hasnt come out as yet .. LOL B: You are so fucking Stupid .."

"bungee jumping A kid walks up to his mom and asks, Mom, can I go bungee jumping? The mom says No, you were born from broken rubber and I don't want you to go out the same way!"