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Joke of the Day
"What do you call 4 Mexicans in a boat with a terrible leak? Cuatro sinko"
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"What's Fozzy Bear's favorite city? Mil-wocka-wocka-waukee"
"Doctor! Doctor! I think I have Barry Manilow's disease! ""What are your symptoms?"" ""I can't laugh and I can't sing. I'm finding it hard to do anything!"""
"remember teens, u don't need to have premarital sex to be ""cool."" something as simple as smoking at church or shoplifting will do the trick"
"What's long, hard, and full of seamen? A submarine."
"As a girl who grew up with an annoying little sister the most unrealistic thing about Frozen is how Elsa never tried to kill Anna on purpose"
"How does the Japanese mafia keep their drinks cold they put it in a a Ya Koozie"
"Donkeys kill more people annually than plane crashes. Let that be a lesson... never try to fly a donkey."
"I thought it was polite to open doors for women.. But she just screamed and flew out the plane."
"What's the correct term for an americano without cream or sugar? an African Americano"