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Joke of the Day
"Why was the skunk arrested for counterfeiting? Because he gave out bad scents (cents)."
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"Mother: Why is there a strange baby in the crib? Daughter: You told me to change the baby."
"Twitter action film: MAN 1: Follow me. MAN 2: On Twitter? MAN 1: No. Physically, follow me. Or you'll be killed. MAN 2: On Twitter?"
"During cold days blondes stand in the corner of the room because... ...there it is always 90 degrees."
"Que hace el pez cuando esta aburrido? Nada."
"What did the car say when it's front wheels were stolen? I don't want to go anywhere. I'm two tired."
"Why did Ronald McDonald divorce his wife? He found out she's now selling her McMuffin all day"
"If a blonde and a brunette were tossed off a building together, who would hit the ground first? The brunette. The blonde has to stop to ask for directions."
"I'm not sure who's more drunk, me or the guy wrapped in Christmas lights standing in the mirror."
"After 50 years of failed embargoes and isolation the US has recently unleashed its most obnoxious weapon on Cuba to date... The American tourist!"