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Joke of the Day

"I never knew the word ""mom"" could even have 7 syllables until I had kids."

"What do you call a deer with no eyes that isn't moving? Still no idea."

"What I said : Just a trim, please. What hairdresser must've heard : Give me the Kim Jong-un."

"There are Three Types of People in this World Those who can count, and those who can't."

"A study found that being cool in HS does not lead to being successful. The study was conducted by Moms who mean well but aren't helping."

"Out of embarrassment, I just told a train passenger I'm crying cos my bf dumped me. Real reason is I'm listening to the Lion King soundtrack"

"What did the police officer want from the criminal store? Just ice."

"I wonder how many identical twins are walking around now with the wrong names because their parents got them confused as infants and never figured it out."

"WIFE: how old is your daughter? WIFE'S FRIEND: she's eight going on nine. ME: *whispering* That's how numbers work"

"My wife was proud that I admitted to also being married to someone else ...she said it was big of me"