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Joke of the Day

"I wonder how many identical twins are walking around now with the wrong names because their parents got them confused as infants and never figured it out."

"You can never lose a homing pigeon... If your homing pigeon doesn't come back, what you've lost is a pigeon."

"My dad died on 9/11... He was a terrible pilot."

"Lunch. Meeting. Sure, let's ruin both at once."

"If a Church Congregation from Massachusetts goes on a Bus Ride It would be Mass Mass Mass Transit"

"Scars are tattoos with better stories."

"Nice try, black horses not named ShaNeighNeigh."

"Cops are looking for a man who robbed a store using scissors. They say the guy could be a real danger--unless you have a rock."

"No autocorrect, I don't want to bang a bunch of hot chimps."

"What do you call the ghost of a detective? An inspectre."