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Joke of the Day

"[me on a ledge] COP: (through megaphone) WE'VE CALLED SOMEONE WHO CAN HELP! *Kris Kross steps out of a police van*"

"What are the people from the country Lesbia called? Lesbians"

"Knock, knock Knock knock. Who's there? Europe. Europe who? No you're a poo!"

"Chivalry is just the study of green onions right?"

"Well, it's the end of the year. No point in trying to become a good person this late in the game."

"Moonwalking away after mugging someone because you're a smooth criminal."

"HER: why do you hate every single Hugh Grant movie? ME: i love love actually actually"

"I always like to tell fart jokes about myself I call it self defecating humour"

"What's the difference between Nicole Simpson and Princess Dianna? Princess Di was killed ~ by a white man ~ in a black car."

"What seperates black people and white people? The bars. Shoutout to my bud Treyvon for this joke from almost 7 years ago."