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Joke of the Day
"There are Three Types of People in this World Those who can count, and those who can't."
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"What is the best url for a bukkake website? www.facefullof.com edit: wow i did not know this lead to an actual site???!!!!"
"Why don't Brits like revolving doors? A: Because they can't hold it for the next person."
"Why do you always invite at least two mormons to go out fishing with you? If you invite only one, you'll have to share your beer."
"Just watched the movie 2012 and honestly I don't remember any of that happening."
"Harry Potter was walking down a hill jk rowling"
"Animal behavior can warn you when an earthquake is coming. Like the night before the last earthquake,our dog took the car keys and drove off"
"A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door."
"This restaurant should really be giving me a discount for ordering carryout and not bringing my kids inside."
"If you've had a lightsaber pointed at you while you were on the toilet you may be a parent ...or your life is way more interesting than mine"