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Joke of the Day

"A study found that being cool in HS does not lead to being successful. The study was conducted by Moms who mean well but aren't helping."

"If my kid turns out to be a criminal, I am totally blaming Grand Theft Auto and not my shitty parenting."

"Have you heard of the new Lego Presidential Building Set? It's called ""My First Wall"". It comes with a few pesos as a refund."

"Why did the walrus go to the tupperware party? To find a tight seal."

"Math puns are the first sine of insanity Title"

"What's black and white stinks and hangs from a line? A drip dry skunk."

"Charities - Because nothing shows how far your 2/month could go than a 100 million advertising campaign."

"Obergruppenfuhrer Akbar of the SS was in the Swiss Alps While walking about he spots a group of fugitives from the Reich. He turns to his men and shouts: ""It's a von Trapp!"""

"What's the difference between a JCB and a giraffe? One's got hydraulics, the other's got high bollocks."

"I love doing sports related activities My two most favorite are the pre-workout and post-workout meals."