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Joke of the Day

"What I said : Just a trim, please. What hairdresser must've heard : Give me the Kim Jong-un."

"The real winner in the Mayweather Pacquiao fight.? The Bookmakers"

"What's the difference between an old joke and a new one? Nothing. We're on reddit"

"Wanna see an ass-trick? Here --> *"

"If chopsticks were really better than a fork... ...wouldn't we be digging ditches with pool cues?"

"I will be in a bathroom stall later today to watch Trump's inauguration... ...it will forever be remembered as the day shit went down."

"What did Hitler do to lose weight? He went on a Jews cleanse."

"Daddy long legs are the NBA players of spiders."

"There are 70 ways to make a man happy... One is booze and the other is 69."

"Spent 10 mins trying to get into my car today...finally the door opened when the person who actually owned the car unlocked it."