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Joke of the Day
"What did the police officer want from the criminal store? Just ice."
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"What do you call 5 guys who have no arms or legs and a woman floating in the water together? Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob and Ann"
"What do a pulse and an orgasm have in common? I don't care if she has one or not."
"*reads online that you should befriend your coworkers with some water cooler talk* ME (to coworker): So, are you into water coolers?"
"""A wine please"" ""Sir, this is McDonalds..."" ""Okay, a McWine please"""
"Barber: Were you wearing a red scarf when you came in? Customer: No. Barber: Oh dear! Then I must have cut your throat."
"You're mom is so poor... that if someone gave her the finger. She'd say thank you."
"""I maul out of love"" - Bear Supply"
"Friend and I have been playing a new drinking game. We drink every time we need to mask the pain."
"Joke request: Offensive white guy jokes As a white guy I'm feeling left out. Anybody know any good offensive white guy jokes?"