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Joke of the Day

"Out of embarrassment, I just told a train passenger I'm crying cos my bf dumped me. Real reason is I'm listening to the Lion King soundtrack"

"I used to be addicted... to the hokey pokey but I turned myself around (x-post from /r/jokes)"

"Sorry just got your text. Do you still need to go to the hospital?"

"Jack the lad at work came out with this one today... What's the difference between 3 dicks and a joke? Your mom can't take a joke.."

"A recent study about sexual behavior found out that Only 9/10 people enjoy gang-bangs"

"What did the man with a 10inch dick have for breakfast? I didn't think you would know, but I had steak and eggs."

"The end of a relationship isn't the worst thing. It's worse when it doesn't end after the end."

"American Pharoah wins the Triple Crown, this is a historic moment... It's been 37 years since someone owned horse semen this valuable."

"Did you hear about Bill Cosby's new biography? Its called ""The Coma Sutra""."

"I'm going to open a frozen pizza shop It's called ""Pizza By the Ice."""