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Joke of the Day
"Why did the boy drip his ice cream? He got hit by a bus."
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"My teacher told me that two words should never have the same sound. What a homophonic bigot!"
"Whales in a bar Two whales walk into a bar. The first one says, ""OUUHHHHWAHHHHHHH OUHHHHHHH AHHHH"" and the second one replies, ""Shut up Steve, you're drunk!"""
"Can a guy with no eyebrows look surprised?"
"How do you start a rave in Ethiopia? Staple a piece of bread to the ceiling"
"I keep myself in good enough shape to outrun most women and children during emergencies."
"When a pregnant woman swims she is literally a human submarine."
"What do you call a female lumberjack? A lumberjill"
"Has anyone tried watering old people? Maybe they just need to be watered."
"I think i'm spending too much time around my gf's family. I mean, her husband's going to notice sooner or later."