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Joke of the Day
"When a pregnant woman swims she is literally a human submarine."
Next Joke
"You are right, 27 is ""just a number"" but I'm looking for a man, not a boy. No offense. PS: Save my number... just in case I change my mind."
"Farming isn't for everyone.. But hay, it's in my jeans."
"I like my sex like I like my banana trees If it won't bear fruit, it's not appealing."
"MurphySnowden Law of Fluid Dynamics Everything leaks out eventually."
"I am a joke And my kid is the punch line"
"What do you call a Chinese lady with one leg? Irene."
"Calling bullshit on movies. Not once have I walked into a public restroom and found a gun taped to the back of the toilet."
"What did the left bum check say to the right bum check? He said ""If we stick together, we can stop this shit."""
"I wish that regular church goers would stay home at Easter so that those of us who only come once a year can get in the building."