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Joke of the Day
"Has anyone tried watering old people? Maybe they just need to be watered."
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"Forbidden fruit creates many jams."
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"Tornadoes and marriage are alike, because they both begin with a lot of sucking and blowing, and in the end you lose your house."
"What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile? One will see you later and the other will see you in a while."
"Nothing can escape the gravity of a black hole, except for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris eats black holes. They taste like chicken."
"The Past, Present, and Future walk into a bar... ...it was tense."
"What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Except bears, bears will kill you."
"What does a blind person read in church? Holy Braille"
"I hate when my phone corrects ""hood morning"" to good morning. Maybe I meant hood morning. Maybe some thug shit has happened today."