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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a female lumberjack? A lumberjill"

"What's the difference between a blonde and your job? Your job still sucks after 6 months."

"Why does James Bond keep telling people his real name? Worst. Spy. Ever."

"Ladies, I'd like to remind you that trying to play ""hard to get"" doesn't work when you're already ""hard to want""."

"How many brits are needed to change a light bulb None they just terminate their apartment contract."

"Hellen Keller walks into a bar... Then a chair, then a table."

"Can somebody explain to me why we still use coins? Really, it doesn't make cents."

"If Samuel L. Jackson was a Knight He'd be Ye Olde Motherfucker"

"How many hipsters does it take to change a lightbulb? It's a really obscure number, you wouldn't have heard of it"

"The doc gave me some bad news today... I was deficient in VITAMIN U."