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Joke of the Day
"I keep myself in good enough shape to outrun most women and children during emergencies."
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"Linkin Park My girlfriend broke up with me yesterday...she said she couldn't stand my Linkin Park references anymore, but I guess in the end...it doesn't even matter."
"There is nothing bad about masturbation... ...at least I fuck somebody I love."
"What is a Golden retriever's favorite sex position? It doesn't really matter, as long as its ruff."
"What is the difference between Windows and the US Goverment? There is none. All of us hope that the next version will be more stable."
"Are you writing a thank you letter to Grandma like I told you to? Yes Mom. Your handwriting seems very large. Well Grandma's very deaf so I'm writing very loudly."
"God grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and ten million dollars."
"what has videos about it, is black and has white all over it a black fucked girl"
"Humans are constantly amazing me; like how vegan is a thing but hibernation isn't? Wtf."
"""Ohana"" means family, and family means that no Monopoly game can ever finish well."