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Joke of the Day

"Can a guy with no eyebrows look surprised?"

"Whats Big, Black, Hard and full of semen? A submarine"

"Did you hear about the cannibal who visited the ICU ward? His doctor told him to eat more vegetables."

"What do you call a gender confused toddler? A Transves-tyke."

"I was tired of not finding a seat in rush-hour commutes... Which is why, I started passing stool on the train."

"How are farts and Ancient Egypt similar? They both have a Tutankhamun."

"Funny how they say we need to talk when they really mean you need to listen."

"So I was talking to the devil, and I asked him about his job... He told me ""It's soul crushing and I love it."""

"What's difference between dollars and Jews? I'd give a shit if I lost 6 million dollars."

"Give a man a fish... And, apparently, you're a shitty secret Santa."