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Joke of the Day
"My teacher told me that two words should never have the same sound. What a homophonic bigot!"
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"The older I get, the more I think I owe my parents an apology..."
"What did one casket say to the other casket? Is that you coffin?"
"A mitochondrian walks into a bar and asks for a cup of energy. The barman says ""that'll be ATP"""
"There's no attraction quite as strong as tomato sauce & a white shirt"
"A friend of mine was run over by a red lorry, then a yellow lorry, then a red lorry, then a yellow lorry. When the policeman informed his family he said ""There's no easy way to say this""..."
"What has two legs and red all over? Half a puppy... I'm sorry"
"What do you call the piece of plastic behind the windshield in an Iraqi car? A Daeshboard"
"Why was the chicken kicked out of class? For using *fowl* language."
"Note to self: When the wife asks ""Do you like my new hair"", don't reply with ""It'll grow back, right?"""