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Joke of the Day
"How do you start a rave in Ethiopia? Staple a piece of bread to the ceiling"
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"At marathons I like to put glitter in cups so when participants grab one and throw it in their face they get a party instead of hydration"
"my son is only in 4th grade but he snap chats at a 7th grade level"
"Why did the piglets get in trouble in their stained glass class? They stained it with mud."
"What is Alzheimer's? WHAT IS ALZHEIMER'S DISEASE? * Is it A) Memory Loss? * Is it A) Memory Loss? * Or is it false?"
"Speaking of jokes that aren't funny cut it out with the abortion ones"
"I once saw a slice of toast in a zoo. It was bread in captivity."
"Vote for trump Orange is the new black"
"Why don't men install urinals in their houses? Their wives just wouldn't stand for it :)"
"Where do pregnant chickens keep their ultrascan images? In a photo albumen. \_()_/ "