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Joke of the Day
"Tiger Woods: cool name, scary place"
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"How can you tell when a German is joking? Don't worry, he will inform you after delivery of the punchline has taken place. Just a joke!"
"Insanity? Psychiatric patient attends his appointment with no clothes on, the guy is wrapped in clear plastic. As he enters the psychiatrists office the psychiatrist comments,, "" I can see your nuts"""
"Schroedinger's theory of attraction 1. Be attractive 2. Don't be attractive"
"Did you know they now sell 30 tog blankets? Duvet?"
"whenever I think of the happy birthday song I imagine someone softly crying and singing it under their breath, blowing out a candle alone"
"What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other Ilene. What do you cal an Asian woman with one leg shorter than the other? Irene"
"It's World Breastfeeding Week and, honestly, babies need to eat more often than that."
"What do two owl brothers say when they are carrying something? To me, to hoo."
"I wish my husband was as concerned with ""preheating"" me as he is with the oven..."