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Joke of the Day

"How can you tell when a German is joking? Don't worry, he will inform you after delivery of the punchline has taken place. Just a joke!"

"A man walks into a bar holding a piece of asphalt. The man says, ""A beer please, and one for the road!"""

"What is the difference between a grizzly bear and a limp dick? There isn't one, you can't fuck with either one."

"Martin Luther King Jr, Gahndi, and JFK walk together into a bar. ""Don't worry,"" they say to the other angels as they dusted themselves off ""the bullets hurt much more."""

"How did the scientist like his guacamole? With lots of Avogadro!"

"Why was Obama so disappointed when he went to a screening of The Men Who Stare At Goats Being a Muslim, he thought there would be more romance."

"I told a miscarriage joke to my mate yesterday but I couldn't deliver it right."

"There was supposed to be a BLM march today with up to a million people Although it's strange that I only count 600,000."

"Yankee Doodle went to town riding on a pony; he stuck a feather in his hat, and called it macaroni... That folks, is what drugs do to you."

"Why do we hit things when they don't work? Because it worked with slavery"