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Joke of the Day
"Schroedinger's theory of attraction 1. Be attractive 2. Don't be attractive"
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"Why does Tyler Perry put his name on everything he makes? So you know what shows *not* to watch."
"There was a computer dating back to Adam and Eve.. It was an apple, and a very bad one at that. It only took one byte for everything to crash."
"So this blonde, rabbi, and priest walk in to a bar... ...and the bartender says, ""what is this, some kind of joke?"""