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Joke of the Day

"Schroedinger's theory of attraction 1. Be attractive 2. Don't be attractive"

"Way into ""Game of Thrones"". Are there any shows that are games of other kinds of chairs?"

"Where do bees keep their money? In a honey box."

"I'm going to go to the gym and then to eat a Doritos Loco Taco, because I like to keep my body guessing whether or not I hate it."

"Submarines are just hipster boats."

"Why did the Anthropod need braces? It had a trilobite. Get it? ..I'll show myself to the door."

"Heard of the new gay website? It's colon, enter, pound, pound, pound."

"When pigs fly they will have the most delicious wings."

"I dont tweet much abt my goal to poop every letter of the alphabet. Did the easy ones (C, J) yrs ago. Just toughies left. Your B & W. Your Q"

"I love posting spam. Although, I've been warned again by the Royal Mail not to mail bits of meat in the post."