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Joke of the Day

"It's World Breastfeeding Week and, honestly, babies need to eat more often than that."

"What was the name of the time traveler with good timing? Justin Time."

"If today's weather were a fashion line, which would it be? Burrrrberry"

"Kangaroo can jump higher than a house Mostly because houses can't jump"

"Did you hear about the guy that ran into a window? He was in a lot of pane."

"whats the difference between boyscouts and jews? Boyscouts come back from camp."

"The last person to enter parliament with honest intentions was Guy Fawkes."

"BNAG That's bang out of order!"

"THIS JUST IN: Foreign suppliers of shredded cheese on strike. Eyewitnesses report protesting workers holding signs that read: ""MAKE AMERICA GRATE AGAIN"""

"I've never written a first draft of something that didn't make me think anyone who read it would immediately cut ties with me as a person."