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Joke of the Day
"It's World Breastfeeding Week and, honestly, babies need to eat more often than that."
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"The elephant asked the camel: ""Why do you have your breasts on your back?"" The camel, clearly irritated, replies: ""What a silly question from someone who has a dick on his face."""
"What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed? ""Oh sheet!"""
"Did we ever figure out how... Suga Suga got so fly?"
"Me: ""I'm trying to type the word 'fucking.'"" My iPhone: ""Huh? Surely you mean 'ducking.'"" Me: ""No, I mean 'fucking'."" My iPhone: ""Bullshot."""
"Did you hear about the lady lawyer who went to her gynecologist? The gynecologist said, "" Let's use this device to spread your vagina."" The lawyer shouts, ""I object! Calls for speculation!"" I'll go..."
"Why is depressed clothing so convenient? It hangs itself"
"Yo mama so fat she looks like she's smuggling a Volkswagon!"
"I dropped my bowl of SpaghettiOs and it spelled 'oooooooo' on the floor. Spooky"
"Thank you, iPhone predictive text, for sending my mother a message that said ""WOOOOFUCKYEAH!"" There's no joke here except I'm 30 & grounded."