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Joke of the Day
"I wish my husband was as concerned with ""preheating"" me as he is with the oven..."
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"What's a poor person favorite meal? Sleep."
"What do you call a watermelon in California? A melon"
"If Batman doesn't wear underwear with my picture all over them, then this relationship is as one-sided as I feared."
"Q: What's the difference between a chorus line of blondes and a magician? A: A magician has a cunning array of stunts."
"Why did Bin Laden listen to Eminem? He was an Afghani-Stan."
"IF I HAD A NICKLE EVERY TIME A GOP OFFICIAL CALLED TRUMP'S BEHAVIOR ""UNACCEPTABLE"" BUT ACCEPTED HIM AS NOMINEE I COULD START A FAKE COLLEGE"
"I had sex with a guy last night and he was gone the next morning. Funny how people just come and go in your lives."
"I met the hottest woman the other day She was screaming for a bucket of water"
"I lost my job at the hospital today for sexual assault.... It's not my fault that they put up a sign that said, 'stroke patients downstairs'."