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Joke of the Day

"So Jared Fogle was actually reported to have been spotted at a local Macy's. He heard Boys pant were half off."

"Black or white... We all have white in our blood."

"If you're ever on death row, request Denny's for your last meal so you can live an extra year waiting on your order."

"Why don't they have showers on airplanes? Because of the towel ban."

"I'm still a virgin because I'm waiting for someone special. I have a retard fetish."

"Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to start the journey from I Can't Breathe Without You to I'll Choke You Out In Public."

"What did the suicidal college student say to his room mate? Dont leave me hangin' bro"

"What's the difference between a tire and 365 condoms? One's a Goodyear, and the other's a great year. x/post from r/funny"

"What did the vegetarian do to get ripped? He juiced..."

"What do you call a Mexican Gummy Bear? Delici**OSO**!"