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Joke of the Day
"Black or white... We all have white in our blood."
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"There are two goldfishes in a bowl. There are two goldfishes in a fish bowl. One says to the other, ""Trevor, why do the humans think us fish are stupid?"" Trevor says, ""Sorry, who are you again?"""
"How do you turn a duck into a R&B Soul artist? Put it in the oven until it's Bill Withers."
"Reports coming in of mass sheep rustling Suspects on the lamb"
"Harambre the Gorilla hasn't had much luck After getting shot on Earth, Harambre got mauled by Cecil the Lion"
"What did the black kid get for Christmas? My bike"
"How are a tupperware container and a walrus alike? They both like a tight seal."
"Why did Matthew Arnold go swimming before writing Dover Beach? Before writing the poem, he felt he had to do some sole-searching."
"Just accidentally deleted all my contacts. Best day ever."
"Yo mama's so fat When she backed up her pictures to iCloud, the entire sky fell."