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Joke of the Day
"Why don't they have showers on airplanes? Because of the towel ban."
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"How do you know Jesus is okay with gays? Because he had two dads"
"You know that really private/embarrassing stuff you say to your girlfriend when no one else is around? Her friends know all that shit."
"What does a Mexican motorcycle sound like? Cabrona!!! puto, puto, puto"
"What do you get when you cross an Owl and a Rooster? A cock that stays up all night."
"One burrito looks at another burrito and says, ""you wanna fight?"" The second burrito says, ""nah"". The first burrito says, ""What are you, chicken?"""
"Fun fact: Did you know that HIV is Roman for 'high five'? Pass it on - or, rather, don't."
"What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys? Coach."
"A joke I heard about the greatest story never told"
"The only thing keeping me from cutting eye holes in a newspaper to spy on people in the coffee shop is my constant lack of scissors."