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Joke of the Day

"What did the vegetarian do to get ripped? He juiced..."

"My anchor tattoo is so realistic I can't get out of the bathtub."

"What do you call a black gynecologist? A gynecologist, you racist bastard!"

"What did the statistician say to the hooker as he pulled out his 5.2-inch manhood? ""I heard you suck a mean cock"""

"Why is Junkrat a feminist's favorite class in Overwatch? TRIGGERED"

"Why are dogs and engineers alike ? They both have intelligent eyes, but neither can talk properly."

"I like my women like I like my cars Black, loud, heavy, and full of gas."

"I want to be something really scary for Halloween this year so I'm dressing up as a phone battery at 2%."

"Why was Noah the best businessman? He floated his stock while the rest of the world was in liquidation. The greatest journalist? Samson. He took two columns and made an impression on everyone."

"What did the Nazi do after World War II? He became a veteran Aryan."