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Joke of the Day
"What did the suicidal college student say to his room mate? Dont leave me hangin' bro"
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"I pulled a hamstring and a pig fell from the ceiling and gave me a hug"
"A son asks his father, ""Dad, what does gay mean?"". ""Son, gay means happy"", the father replies. ""Dad, are you gay?"" ""No, son, I'm married to your mother"""
"Where does bad light end up? in prism"
"Roses are red....violets are blue I'm using my hand... But I'm thinking of you."
"What is the early 17th Century English word for having excrement and blood smeared on your forearms? fisticuffs"
"What's the difference between an all girls soccer team and a tribe of pygmies? One is a bunch of cunning runts."
"I'm absolutely incredible in bed. In fact, yesterday I slept 15 hours."
"What did the city say to its father before it left for Mexico? Ciudad"