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Joke of the Day

"Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to start the journey from I Can't Breathe Without You to I'll Choke You Out In Public."

"Two atoms are walking down the street... One of them says, ""Oh my. I think I've lost an electron."" And the other says, ""Oh my God! It's a talking atom!"""

"Why was the little strawberry sad? He found out his parents were in a jam"

"Whoever left me in charge of my own destiny has a lot of explaining to do."

"""Got kicked out of the hokey pokey class for putting it in, when I was supposed to be shaking it all about."""

"to someone with x-ray vision two people making out look like skeletons that are really bad at eating each other"

"Him: Your body is like poetry Me: That's so nice! H: A haiku M:.. H: Little on the top, big in the middle, little on the bottom M: Just stop"

"Where do college students go for medical attention? An I.V. League."

"i hate when you meet new friends and you don't know how comfortable you can be with them. like will she get offended if i talk about the D"

"New Mexican word for today: Brief Today, my homie farted so hard, I could barely brief"