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Joke of the Day

"Tomorrow you'll be able to stop hating people for their political views and go back to hating them for their personality!"

"I like my beer like I like my violence... ...domestic"

"I've been married to my wife for 27 years but it feels like 27 minutes. ...under water"

"What did the black guy get on his SATs? Barbecue Sauce"

"""Game of Thrones"" author George R. R. Martin joined Twitter this week. He already has 80,000 followers and that's just the cast of ""Game of Thrones."""

"Rest of world: don't do anything crazy plz UK: fk u we used to own u watch this *does backflip *money falls out of pockets *cracks head open"

"Love is that feeling you get when you meet someone that makes you forget about all of your problems cuz they're causing all new problems."

"What do yeast and a redneck have in common? They're both usually found with beer and inbred. -&y (written by moi)"

"Know any good DJ jokes? This is the only good one I know: ""Why don't DJs play pool? They always scratch."""

"If you don't know, please ask. If you don't agree, argue. If you don't like it, please say it. But don't sit there quiet and judge me."