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Joke of the Day

"Tomorrow you'll be able to stop hating people for their political views and go back to hating them for their personality!"

"Which two letters are rotten for your teeth? D K"

"I'm not saying she's a whore... But if you threw her out a window she'd be deep penetrated[.](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Defenestration)"

"Warning: Alcohol may make people appear more fcukable than they actually are."

"How do you find Will Smith in the snow? You look for the Fresh Prince."

"If Twitter weren't for unconsidered blather, they wouldn't have named it after bird noises."

"I broke up with my penis, so I wrote a song... Called ""So Long""."

"What do you call a young Israeli boy? Jew-nior"

"Q: How old is Tyrion Lannister? A: Peter Dinkl-age"

"Noah: A boat? God: Yes. Noah: Two of every animal? God: Yes. Noah: I have a better idea. God: What. Noah: Maybe don't kill everyone."