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Joke of the Day

"There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand Binary and those who don't. *Edit: ""If you have to explain the joke, there is no joke."" - Joker*"

"I showed up to run a marathon, but realized that I had forgotten my water bottle. I decided to run anyway... ... I finished in 3^st"

"Where do cowboys cook their meals? On the range."

"I found out today that French fries were weren't created in France. They were created in Greece."

"Thanks for being the shoulder to put my head on.. Though being a conjoined twin does have its cons."

"Why does Kim Jong Un have an email? So he can eat all the spam."

"Why did the chicken of the sea cross the road? Because a tuna can!"

"According to Ron Burgundy... According to Ron Burgundy from *Anchorman*, people from San Diago are known as Sandiagons. Then what are people from Tampa called?"

"Always bring a stopwatch to church, guys. You want the girl that spends the longest amount of time in confession."

"I hate working with Jewish fishermen. They always ask me: ""What's your net worth?"""