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Joke of the Day

"There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand Binary and those who don't. *Edit: ""If you have to explain the joke, there is no joke."" - Joker*"

"Three legged dog A three-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West. He sidles up to the bar and announces: ""I'm lookin' for the man who executed my father."""

"Morning jog Every morning, I jog around my block 15 times. Then I pick up the block and put it back in my toy chest."

"You might think incest is gross... **but it's** ***all relative.***"

"What should you do when you are cold? Stand in a corner, corners are 90 degrees"

"a little corny but here it goes...what can u make with onions and baked beans? tear gas"

"The way you feel when your phone dies is exactly how Cinderella felt at midnight."

"What did the dog use to make his kite? Flypaper."

"What happens if an Asian gets stung by a bee? Their GPA drops"

"There are two things I don't like about you Your chin."