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Joke of the Day

"I hate working with Jewish fishermen. They always ask me: ""What's your net worth?"""

"What do you call someone who hates people without toes and can't have ice cream? Lack-toes intolerant"

"I'm 100% straight So straight I don't even like touching my own dick to masturbate. My friend Dave does it for me."

"I bet when all the Baldwins go out to dinner, Alec makes a lot of eye contact while he reaches for the check."

"Just finishing up my taxes and am now a little worried about my tax software. It just recommended I slip across the border into Mexico."

"Love may be blind, but It doesn't have to be stupid."

"What do call a 5 person orgy of only black people? A threesome."

"Not a joke, sorry, but I'm new to this subreddit... Does this subreddit actually have 36 million ""humorists"" or is that a joke? If so, I don't get it."

"I brought my camera to a strip club for my photography project I ended up failing because everyone in my photos was over-exposed."

"Thank you Pringles for being the only chip company that doesn't sell air."