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Joke of the Day

"Always bring a stopwatch to church, guys. You want the girl that spends the longest amount of time in confession."

"what has four wheels and flyz? A garbage truck.....ha ha ha"

"The guy who named the peacock was just trying to make himself feel better."

"What do you call a Mexican melon? A cantelopez! Came up with this on all by myself. I'm a new Dad, so I feel as if I've significantly leveled up my Dad Joke ability."

"This is circular logic because this is circular logic."

"A sick Patient Patient: Doctor, I have a pain in my eye whenever I drink tea. Doctor: Take the spoon out of the mug before you drink."

"What does Bob Marley wear to sleep? pa-jammins"

"There's a secret evolution of Eevee I found today. If you pay your Eevee every day for at least a month, it evolves into Patreon."

"My father was known for running marathons He never came back from the Boston one though But I knew that he'd say it was bomb I'm glad he went out with a bang"

"How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb? None. That's a hardware problem."