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Joke of the Day
"Where do cowboys cook their meals? On the range."
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"Man at the dog park: Who's a good girl? WHOSAGOODGIRRRRLLL???? Me: *looks around* *slowly raises hand*"
"The South is a magical place. It has the most wizards."
"How did people know Patrick Stewart was crying? Because he bawled."
"When it comes down to it, the most important thing you can do everyday is not die."
"What did the magician say when he a did a magic trick on the spaghetti? Pesto chango"
"A man was molested by an Alien... ...when asked by a local reporter if he had any comment he said, ""It was out of this world."""
"What did the pickle say to the cucumber? Come on in the water's brine!"
"BABY DRINK Q: How do you make a baby drink? A: Stick it in the blender."
"The 'g' in 'contains 100% angus beef'... is the different between a great steak, and a hot dog."