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Joke of the Day
"Where do cowboys cook their meals? On the range."
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"My wife's not too smart. I told her, our kids were spoiled. She said, ""All kids smell that way."""
"Before Calling Me, ask yourself ""Is This Textable?"""
"Woke up this morning with a pillow over my face, hearing someone muttering ""...it would be so easy..."""
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"What do you call a woman with one short leg? ilene."
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"I got voted ""Least Likely To Succeed"" by my high school class... Fuck, I hate being a teacher."