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Joke of the Day

"I found out today that French fries were weren't created in France. They were created in Greece."

"[death row] Okay Johnson, it's time. Any last requests? Pardon me? I said it's time, any lastah I see what you did there, Johnson. Good one"

"What's the difference between a hooker and a mosquito? The mosquito stops sucking after you slap it!"

"What did Jeffrey Dahmer sing as he went to the refrigerator? My Bologna had a first name."

"3 Nuns Three nuns are sitting on a park bench. A man approaches them and exposes himself to them. Two of the nuns have a stroke but the third one couldn't reach."

"""Gangnam Style / Schneider, Rob / 9/11 / Inside Job"" - my new version of ""We Didn't Start the Fire"""

"Do let me know if you're ever unhappy with any of my Tweets. I will block you immediately. Anything to stop you being sad. You're welcome :)"

"I know it wouldn't be ""environmentally friendly"" but I wish someone would invent disposable handkerchiefs."

"What's a three letter word for Hell? DMV."

"you mean the story about the elderly lady who had some sort of fur coming out of her lower back? oh thats nothing but an old wives tail"