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Joke of the Day
"Why did the chicken of the sea cross the road? Because a tuna can!"
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"George Zimmerman is selling his gun I'm sure he'll make a killing."
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"Hey, John... Yeah? If killing a man is a homicide, then is killing a swiss person a suicide?"
"Recently I was asked how I view Lesbian relationships... apparently, ""In HD"" was not the correct answer."
"A guy goes to a $5 lady of the night... ... and he gets crabs. So the next day, he goes back to complain. And the woman says, ""Hey, it was only $5. What did you expect, lobster?"""
"What's long and white? The line to Starbucks."
"I made a list of my favorite asses... It's a big ass list."
"Studies show that 92% of people masturbate. Do you know what the other 8% does instead? Yeah... me neither."