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Joke of the Day

"""What do we want?"" ""AIRPLANE NOISES!"" ""When do we want them?"" ""NEEEEOOOWWWWW"" I'm very sorry"

"Q: How many graduate students does it take to change a light bulb? A: Only one but it may take him/her more than five years to do it."

"Confucius say, many hand make for light work, But one hand make for quick job."

"How do you build suspense in people?"

"Isn't it just a little ironic to see a group of pro-lifers throwing eggs at an abortion clinic?"

"Girls say they want a guy who is funny and spontaneous, but... when I tap on the window late at night dressed as a clown, they scream and call the cops."

"Bet they weed out lots of people at big city detective school in the jump off building/land on roof of another building class."

"Apparently, ""he's an army officer"" isn't the correct response to ""who's your daddy""."

"The three magic words EVERY woman loves to hear, ""You were right."""

"Coming soon to NBC: She's a lawyer who, you guessed it, doesn't play by the rules. And he's a doctor who, right again, pees sitting down."