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Joke of the Day

"Meet your girlfriend's brother then realize you're screwing the female version of a guy."

"How can you tell between a graphic designer and recruiter? Ask them to pronounce ""hires"""

"They say god dosn't give people things they can't handle. Except cancer."

"What do you call someone who cuts down trees? A lumberjack, you fucking idiot."

"If I was Baltimore's head coach I'd probably just say ""That's so Ravens"" after every play."

"""Your honor, I call Shakira's hips to the stand"" *looks at the defense* ""You guys are so fucked"""

"I forgot FB was not Twitter & posted something ultra dirty. Now I have to avoid my granndma, change my hair color & leave the state."

"Ryan had to go potty real bad, but the door to the potty was Lochte."

"What will reddit never know? Victoria's Secret..."

"Google in the 80s ""I'm sorry, did you mean to search for *Deaf Leopard*?"""