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Joke of the Day

"Ryan had to go potty real bad, but the door to the potty was Lochte."

"It's orange, it says it's an orange, but it's not an orange. What is it? A tangerine with a big mouth."

"Why do girls travel in odd numbers? Because they can't even."

"Beam me up Scottie! I'm not sure how to work this thing. I have nothing interesting to start with. Maybe a funny joke...Knock Knock!............must have been the wind."

"I just took a huge shot It was quite a vowel movement!"

"So I was walking down the street, when suddenly it hit me... I guess I was too deep in thought to notice that bus coming."

"has anyone else realized the movimg photos in hary poter are just gifs. theyre jus gifs like from intermet"

"I don't like telling people I used to be a stalker. It sounds better saying ""I spent a lot of time studying a broad."""

"Why are bass guitarists always standing at the front door? Because they don't know when to come in."

"On soy milk cartons, the missing kids are always named ""Skylar"" and were last seen getting into a Prius"