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Joke of the Day
"They say god dosn't give people things they can't handle. Except cancer."
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"What do you call a chinese crab who just got dumped? A frustacean"
"Shamrocks are the most dishonest of all the rocks."
"I read a story about a guy who cried while pleasuring himself. It was a real tear jerker."
"99% of the world can't count. I'm just glad I'm part of the other 4%."
"My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I am right."
"Basically if your movie trailer features a close-up of a glass of rippling water I'm assuming that your movie will have dinosaurs."
"Remember, when someone calls you mean... just tell them that you prefer the term average."
"""Go ahead, caller...."" ""Mom, you have to stop answering your phone that way."""
"What happens when you put Root Beer in a Square Glass? It just becomes beer"