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Joke of the Day

"I forgot FB was not Twitter & posted something ultra dirty. Now I have to avoid my granndma, change my hair color & leave the state."

"I'm boycotting terrorism From now on I'm drinking all of my whiskey neat, no more ISIS"

"I like to think the automatic soap dispenser is just really happy to see me."

"How do you get rid of pubic lice? Seriously, it is not a joke. I really want to know."

"I like my women like I like my alcohol... XXX."

"Wife Wanted ad A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: ""Wife wanted"". The next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: ""You can have mine."" :p :D"

"How to take selfies: Step 1: Take 40 pictures. Step 2: Post the least bad one."

"I came up with a joke about my old cell phone Nevermind, it tends to get terrible reception"

"I don't mean to generalize but you don't really see too many good looking customers coming out of adult book stores"

"Why couldn't the alligator send e-mails on his PC? Because it was on old croc."