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Joke of the Day
"Google in the 80s ""I'm sorry, did you mean to search for *Deaf Leopard*?"""
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"What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my dick into your mouth."
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"What's the difference between jam and jelly? [NSFW] You can't jelly your cock into a baby's ass"
"Why can't they teach drivers ed on the same day as sex ed in Egypt? Wears out the camel."
"How many conspiratards does it take to screw in a light bulb....? ""NONE! ITS A SECRET GOVERNMENT PLOT TO KEEP US IN THE DARK!"""
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