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Joke of the Day
"What do you call someone who cuts down trees? A lumberjack, you fucking idiot."
Next Joke
"Why is Africa so bad at cricket? Because they only have Ebola!"
"What does a plumber call screwing his wife [NSFW] Servicing the dishwasher"
"Did you hear they finally published that book about clocks? It's about time."
"What do you call a store that sells terribly made Nun appeal? The Bad Habit."
"I had sex with Adele last night... I was rolling in the deep."
"An Italian and a Greek get in a fight over sex Greek: the Greeks invented sex centuries before the Italians! Italians: maybe so but we improved on it by introducing it to women!"
"My neighbours listen to awesome music. Wether they like it or not!"
"Who is 50 feet tall, has a blue ox and kills co-eds? Ted Bunyan."
"""one Man's trash is other man's treasure"" Isn't the best way to tell your kid that he is adopted. Credits- /u/theone1221"