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Joke of the Day
"Nice try, resealable potato chip bags."
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"Don't give a man a fish. Teach a man to fish. Then sue that man for fishing on your property."
"I got arrested for having sex in a park. Luckily, I know some guys so I only got away with necrophilia."
"I have a serious inflation fetish... So I moved to zimbabwe."
"What does a nosey pepper do? It gets jalapeno business."
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"A: My dog had a nose surgery - B: How does he smell? A: Terrible!"
"A Jew walks into a bar... ...and leaves"
"I enjoy a glass of Wine each night for it's health benefits! The rest of the bottle is for my flawless dance moves, and to make you look more appealling!"
"i can't believe i'm on page 3 of an online forum debating the pros and cons of ceramic, glass, and stainless steel mixing bowls"