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Joke of the Day

"""Your honor, I call Shakira's hips to the stand"" *looks at the defense* ""You guys are so fucked"""

"Tater Tots is a much better name than the original Crispy Potato Embryos."

"On the other hand, You have five fingers."

"JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL! *Car crashes*"

"What do you call a dark or melancholy verse of text? Poe-etry"

"I'm not fat, i'm half-Bulemic. I eat everything i see, but i can't throw up."

"My friend, Manuel, is a magician... His favorite trick is to announce ""I'm going to disappear on the count of three."" He then counts ""Uno, dos..."" then vanishes without a tres."

"Chicken Joke Why did the chicken cross the road? -To get to your house. Knock knock -Who's there? The chicken."

"A venn diagram is a lot like two fat people sitting next to each other... There's never enough space in the middle."

"My Therapist said I have a drinking problem. So I got a new Therapist."